I have just been lazy!
Ok, I did
try to write a few times, but I couldn’t proceed beyond a few insipid lines! I
think I was too far into believing that I was a cool writer type person – Thud!
J
But you know, I have so many random
things to ask and tell you’ll that I thought I’ll make one more attempt at writing and
convey all these nonsensical things! Why should I suffer alone
with these arbitrary thoughts J
So tell me, have
you ever wondered how a white hair suddenly gets a lot of strength? I have a
boring hair fall problem (There! I said it out on a public platform). Half the
time I am worried about the amount of hair on the floor than the hair on my
head. But I have never once seen a white hair on the floor. They seem to have
some new found strength and vigor! Can anyone help me understand this!
Or try this
extremely valid question posed to me by a 6 year old little boy in my building
on the way to school (With immense hope): Aunty maine aaj subah potty nahi ki to
mein school jaaun ya ghar pe hi rahu? (To
make matters worse, his grandpa was accompanying him – and he seemed to expect
an answer to this too).
Alternately, can
you tell me how to decipher an Uber or Ola driver’s “Mein idhar hi to hun madam”
when he comes to pick me up and is actually nowhere near my pick-up address! Is it
mandatory to have extra-sensory powers while booking these cabs to know
exactly where the driver is?
Or help me
understand why every morning, milk and newspaper is delivered at 9 am, but on Sundays,
it is promptly delivered at 7 am?
Also, does
everyone finally get a seat in a train (after standing the whole time) just when
the train is pulling up at their destination station or is this privilege
unique just to me?
And finally,
please tell me, Kattappa ne Baahubali ko kyun maara? This, even India wants to
know! :) :)
